Hey!Say!BEST Abake on Shokura 090705

 

A.N. I wont write audience reaction because too much screaming and laughing LOL

 

 

-after they wear eyemask-

 

Someone         : cute

Koyama          : it is cute

Yabu               : (my voice) came out?

Koyama          : we use voice changer to change your voice, so try say something. everyone say something

BEST              : *voice test*

Yabu               : konnichiwa

Takaki            : doumo

Yabu               : koyama-ku~n

Takaki            : what is this?! This is so fun!

Koyama          : this IS fun! This is really fun, I know it’s fun if you are the one doing it

Yabu               : koyama-kun handsome, really handsome

Takaki            : handsome!

Koyama          : you can say that part in big voice

Someone         : koyama-kun handsome~!

Koyama          : ok let’s get started (laughs) first question is this! “who is the most weakling?” Within member, if you think he is a weakling, please point a finger at that person.

Yabu               : is that so..

Koyama          : You know who sits where right?

Someone         : who was sitting here?

Yabu               : I forgot..

Koyama          : on 2 ok, 1..2..

BEST              : *hands up*

Koyama          : eh? Ok first let’s hear from him *tap yabu*

Yabu               : yes? me?

Koyama          : yes its you

Takaki            : me? It’s me isn’t it?

Yabu               : who was here? *tap takaki*

Takaki            : its…

Koyama          : no, its wrong!

Takaki            : it wasn’t me? It wasn’t me?

Koyama          : *to yabu* hey that’s because you hit him then it became confusing! *tap takaki* you, please wait a moment ok

Takaki            : I’ll shut up~

Yabu               : me? Me?

Koyama          : it was you, you know

Yabu               : me? For me, it’s him

Koyama          : who? it’s ok, you can say his name

Yabu               : Yuuyan, yuuyan

Koyama          : yuuyan? What part of him?

Yabu               : there was HSJ fisrt concert in tokyo dome right? At encore, looks like he want to cry

Takaki            : shut-.. that was not a weak thing right?!

Koyama          : well that was because you were touched right?

Takaki            : yes

Yabu               : when I see yuyan like that, I want to cry too

Someone         : wooo that’s a good story

Koyama          : that is a good story

Takaki            : that’s a good story

Koyama          : lets go to this person. Who is it (the most weakling) ?

Hikaru            : for me, Kouta-kun

Yabu               : me? Who said that?

Koyama          : which part?

Hikaru            : kouta-kun, long time ago on variety show location, when they said he cant ride one of machine attraction (at theme park)… koyama-kun also know this right?

Koyama          : I know!

Hikaru            : just because of this, eventhough it was only because of this, he cried out loud! (laughs)

Koyama          : (laughs) he was really weak right~

Hikaru            : and there’s more!

Koyama          : what is it?

Yabu               : shut up … why are you saying that thing?

Hikaru            : kouta-kun, we had job on the same day with sports event (from yabu’s school). Just because of that you know, eventhough just because of that, he cried!!

Someone         : cute~

Hikaru            : and while he was cry that time, he come to hug me!

Koyama          : whatever happened, you want to participated (on sports event at school) right?

Yabu               : yes, I want to participated you know.. by the way, it must be HIM (who talked) isn’t it?!

Hikaru            : *imitate crying yabu* I cant come to sports event~ I cant come to sports event~

Koyama          : next lets listen from him *tap inoo*

Inoo                : me? For me it’s kou-chan!

Yabu               : again? Again?

Inoo                : this is something I hear from Inoo-chan..

Koyama          : you heard this from inoo-chan?

Inoo                : yes.

Yabu               : what~?

Koyama          : what did inoo-chan say?

Inoo                : when he and kou-chan walk at night, when he said (to yabu) “that’s frog you know”, (yabu) was quite surprised. With this, he is a weakling. Hehe

Koyama          : (laughs) shut up you inoo

Inoo                : Oiii!!!!

Koyama          : who wants to talk?

Yabu               : can I speak one more time?

Koyama          : fine, what is it? It’s ok. douzo

Yabu               : its about kei-chan..

Koyama          : who?

Yabu               : inoo kei-chan

Inoo                : me?

Yabu               : in the middle of the night, when you get lonely, would you please stop calling me?

Inoo                : oi wait a minute yabu!!

Someone         : hey this has nothing to do with “weakling” right?

Inoo                : you are yabu right!! The one who called (me at night) was yabu right!!

Koyama          : you are right! That is right!

Inoo                : right isn’t it?

Yabu               : that’s wrong~

Koyama          : ok everyone, please follow the rule, we cannot say who was talking ok

BEST              : ok~

Koyama          : next is “I want to say something to this person” please raise your hand

BEST              : *hands up*

Koyama          : ok lets start *tap takaki*

Takaki            : I want to say this to inoo. We did meeting and something like that right?

Koyama          : right

Takaki            : at that time, even when we asked inoo “what do you want to do?”.. u~un… lies, he makes weird lies you know. Some lies that was not related (to things we disscused)

Koyama          : what do you mean by that?

Takaki            : well, this is became different topic but-

Koyama          : eeh?? (laughs)

Inoo                : think before you speak!

Takaki            : for example, when I ask “tomorrow, job started from 4 o’clock right?”, eventhough the truth is job started at 5, he said “yes, that’s right”. He answered with lies like that you know

Koyama          : ah his answer really random right?

Takaki            : right

Koyama          : eh, that is random thing right? [he means not lies?]

Takaki            : yes..it..is.. right? Right?

Koyama          : (laughs) *to inoo * what is your response?

Inoo                : me?

Takaki            : its you! There was no one but you right now!

Inoo                : its…(my response is) think what you want to say before talking!

Koyama          : (laughs) that’s ok. today this kid (inoo) say lot’s of right thing

Inoo                : yes, it like that right?

Takaki            : I’m sorry!

Koyama          : let’s continue. What you want to say *pat daiki*

Daiki               : its about kei-chan..

Inoo                : me again??

Koyama          : (laughs) don’t say “me again??”!

Daiki               : this kid, basicly, the way he eat is messy

Someone         : wait-!

Someone         : that’s true

Koyama          : who want to say more, raise your hand

*yabu-hikaru hands up*

Koyama          : *to yabu* rest once ok

Yabu               : ok

Koyama          : *pat hikaru*

Hikaru            : me? Is it ok if its me? eh? eh? eh? wait! eh? me?

*tegomass come*

*LOUD screaming*

BEST              : what? What? What?

Koyama          : its nothing

Takaki            : everybody noisy~!

Koyama          : ok next, you *pat massu*

Massu             : something I want to say right? As expected, there’s a person called yaotome right?

Koyama          : yes there is

Massu             : yaotome, after graduate from high school, he dyed his hair

Hikaru            : Oi! Oi! Oi! Who is that?!

Massu             : seriously, don’t get carried away!

BEST              : who is that?

Someone         : you cant said who is that

Koyama          : ok another person please raise your hand. Ok wait *go to tegoshi*

Tegoshi           : yabu! yabu! You are our leader right?

Yabu               : eh? me? me?

Tegoshi           : oi yabu! the oldest right?

Yabu               : yes

Tegoshi           : lead your group more!

Daiki               : wooo~ you said good thing, you said good thing

Tegoshi           : you, I hear from rumor, at school when someone with big voice exposed your type of girl, you said “*shyly+panicly* stop it! Stop it! Stop it!”

Yabu               : Oi who is that?!

Takaki            : who are you?! you must be NOT from BEST right?!

Yabu               : wait! Wait!

Massu             : *sing JUMP’s song*

BEST              : who are you??

Someone         : there’s someone beside me you know!

Koyama          : ok you can open your mask

*open mask*

BEST              : Uoo!!!

Daiki               : this is bad/dangerous (laughs)

Tegoshi           : its not bad!

Yabu               : what is this

Koyama          : hikaru-kun

Hikaru            : yes?

Koyama          : you get carried away?

Hikaru            : NO!! who was that? who?

Takaki            : we cant say who is that

Koyama          : eh what? Yabu, when someone exposed your type of girl at school you said “stop it”?

Yabu               : I didn’t say it!

Tegoshi           : I’m his senior at school

Koyama          : ah that’s right

Tegoshi           : I actually don’t really know yabu’s type of girl, but at school corridor, when I just randomly shout “yabu like ___ kind of girl!!!”, he came out from his class and like “tegoshi stop it! Tegoshi stop it!!”

Yabu               : It’s not like that!

Koyama          : you did bad things right. Next time we’ll do HS7 version too

BEST              : oh that’s good

Koyama          : that was Hey!Say!BEST Abake

 

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 Please correct my mistakes ^^;